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Saturday, February 20, 2010

I LOVE PUCK!

PUCK, PUCK, PUCK!!!
He's soo hot!! (:
A thousand times hotter than Finn (Pfft)
I love Puck like hell!!
Gahh..
and Quinn and him should be together..
Puck, dump that ugly Primadonna (Rachel) already!
Reasons...
  1. She' Fat!
  2. She's Ugly!
  3. She's with Finn!
  4. She ain't nothing like Quinn
Quinn and Puck forver (:
He is sooo hot!!
I ca't stand it.. I wish I was Quinn ):
Lalws.. whatever lah
All I wanna say is that 
QUINN IS WAYY HOTTER THAN RACHEL

and 

PUCK IS WAYY HOTER THAN FINN (:
ta-da.. 
I <3 PUCK AND QUINN :D

SCARY!!

My maths teacher is one of a kind..
She likes to stare at people for no bloody reason..
Are we that pwetty??
HAHAHHA..
kidding. -.-

That one time.. our PKHem
(Penolong Kanan Hal Ekhwal Murid)
was walking around the school
making sure all the students and teachers are doing 
whatever it is their suppose to be doing.

When she came to our class, she basically turned into
The Hulk!

She couldn't stop staring at my math teacher who was 'doing her work'
in her UGLY laptop.

So the PKHem decided to come the next day 
and question us and stuff..
She kept on saying how wrong it was for the teacher to play her UGLY laptop
when she's supposed to be teaching us stuff..

After that day, our maths teacher didn't come for a week..
Rumours  had it that she got fired.
Some were crying, some were happy (:

But she came the next week ):
But instead of playing with her UGLY laptop,
she kept staring out the window
and everytime she got a message,
she'd laugh..

EEW!
My friends said that they saw her in the teachers room 
looking at a half-naked dude's
picture!!
So my friends caught her by surprise
and she slammed her UGLY laptop shut..

Whoah.... scary don'tcha think?
We are all scared of her now.
She gives us the stink eye when we talk about her..
Its like she can hear us from across the room or sumthing..
Oh well,thats it i guess..
Im so bored
damnit..
kays.. byes

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lepak-lepakz..

Coming live from
Anis' room..
Give it up for ANIS!!! 

Hello people who have nothing else to do..
Had fun reading my blog??
Well, like it or not,
you're forced to read this issue of

LEPAK-LEPAKZ @ ONE UTAMA..

HAD SO MUCH FUN (:
Hoyeah! 
Went to One Utama yesterday
and saw HAMIRRULLAH<3
he was hot.. (as usual)
And we watched
PERCY JACKSON; THE LIGHTNING THIEF.
Holy cow, was he hawt.

But before we watched the movie,
we had like 2 hours to walk around the whole building.
OU is basically our third home..
(second is school, urghh)
But whatever..
at least I still had time to hang out with my budds.

and like some Indon dude was like tying to molest Syarlene (:
HEHEHEHEH!
After the movie, I kicked some boy-butt
cause they didn't pay Lyssa back..
which was MEAN!
Hate you bastards!

Thankfully, I had enough money to belanja her..
Oh yeah, we also went to some random pet store 
and like checked out all the pets..
AWESOMENESS!!

I never knew Shit Tzu dogs could be so 
CUTE (:
oh well, enough bout this whole thing..
now I gotta study for some MAJOR exam. ):
Whatever it is, I'm not failing it.

So bye (:
And do hear from me soon.

Oh and huge thanks to..
Allyssa, Yasmin, Nadira, Melati, Hanis, Kamilia,
Kan Kar Mern and the boys..
Love you lotss.

Friday, February 12, 2010

MOHAMED HAMIRRULLAH

Like WOAH!
this dude is SMOKIN :D
Like seriously lah wei!

Dah la he's so hot,
modest plak tu..
Gahh!!!!!!
Sadly.. He has a girlfriend.
FCUK you!
(French Connection United Kingdom)

Whatever lah..
I wont stop loving you..

But my heart belongs to Haizin.

I know... No words can change it 
but..
Haizin, I want you to know
that
I LOVE YOU!

Ups and Downs in our past relationship
never ever effected me.
I thought of it as a lesson for me to learn.

I freakin love you.
And why can't you see it?
Oh well..
My words can't change anything.
 


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Valentine's day ):

Curses!
No boy to be my valentine's ):
I want AMIRUL <33
but he's taken..
DAVID..
but he doesn't even know I exist...
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Damnit!
Ahh... nevermind lah.. I have my friends (:
and an awesome family.
Who needs boys to complete your Valentine's Day.

:D

Well.. I'm like 
SUPER-DUPER-UBER-LOOPER
BORED ryte now....

HE's sound asleep,
My daddeyh's watching football,
My mumsie is... Im not so sure..
Oh well...

Bye (:
Won't be blogging anymore )':
Gotcha there (: hell no!
Blogging is my life!


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Bored as shiz!

What to do when I'm bored??
BLOG, BLOG, BLOG!
I'm so addicted (:

Well, today we had KFC after school.
Had a picnic with Nelly, Farra, Nabo, Dania, Aisyah W and M and Liyana (:
It was awesome..

And I'm soo over David.
I mean seriously, he's like 4 years older than me.
By the time I even start my life as a teenager,
He'll be in freakin college.
What do I care.
Friends comes first .Boys are last on the list.
And I'm sooo in love with...
CHASE CRAWFORD <3
 He is FINE!
hahah But whatever.

I still can't believe I'm over David!
Gahh.. I want him but I don't
(THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE)
Hmph... so depressed! ):
damn it.. my daddy's calling me down.
Esh! GTG peeps 
Will be blogging soon though (:
Buh-bye

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

To all the Bieber lovers

Woah!! (: Lyssa you rawk!

Hehehe.. sorry for the J.B lovers..
But I'm
ANTI-BOYS WHO HAVEN'T REACHED PUBERTY!
Wait a couple years and you'll start puking
cause you'll see a stache,
and his voice will start to break!

That's when I can finally take my ear plugs off (;
Justin Bieber 
is a KID
or
a teenager with a girl's voice.

Even my mum thought he was a girl..
I was listening to the song One Time
cause everyone forced me to..
and my mum was like
Quote
"Anis, did you ever wonder
why this girl's mum is so cruel??
I mean seriously..
She sings soo well,
is so famous,
but her mum calls her JUSTIN BIEBER"
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I was LAUGHING LIKE A CRAZY BITCH!
I was like
"Mum, that 'she' you were referring to is a 'he'." 
My mum started to laugh like myself too 
XD
 LAWLS.

Please guys..I'm sure you have better things to do 
than to admire his baby face.
He's just famous cause he's cool 
and
cause of his looks.
I'm sorry if I have offended you 'J.B lovers'
But its fun dissing about this kid (:

Credits to Allyssa for the picture.
Check out her blog..

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Woah!!! Ain't she something?

Hazel-Nut!!! Go f'ck yourself!
David doesn't even like you, FAT-ASS!

Urgh!!! Hate you!

2o/o1/2o1o
Hazel- Nut went for KRS practice.
Kawad, kawad, kawad...
Ahhh... after standing in the hot sun,
she decided to be a really NAUGHTY girl!
Flirting around with CINA APEKS!
Bwahahahha...
She almost wanted to take her top off
to show em'
her HAIRY ARMPITS!!
LOSER!!

Then, Mr. HOTTIE (:
a.k.a David Tham,
asked for her Ko-Ko card,
and it was in her ASS POCKET.

She said she didn't want to give him
(Her way of flirting)
Soo... he finally said..
"What do you want me to do?"

Ahhh... she thought of many slutty ideas..
But she executed the best
"I want you to reach into my ASS POCKET
and take my card"
So she moved her BIG, FLABBY ASS
towards David.

She kept on saying
"Hurry lah.. take it or leave it"
Next thing you know, she was talking...
TO HERSELF!!!
hahahaha...

Everyone was staring at her!
She started to cry
:D
and she said..
"I know lah David like me..
but why he must tell everyone
to look look at my bum-bum.
I don't friend David anymore lah!"
HAHAHAHA!
Wei bitch.. don't flirt with mata sepets during English class..

Your broken English makes you look/sound like
some Hong Kong pornstar (:

Swear to god!!

Hahahaha.. so HAZEL-NUTS
Learned your lesson??
If you haven't..
Let me tell you this, slut,

You know you have ONE BIG ASS..
well.. actually... UR FAT!
Sedar diri lah....
Don't be such a wannabe.
Even David thinks you are so full of yourself.
Sweetie, you dig your nose in class..

BOYS DO NOT FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE!
WAKAKAKKA!!!!
Bitch oh bitch..
Let this be a lesson to you,
don't flirt with boys.. (nor girls)
YOU AIN'T PRETTY, FATTY!



Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The hot, hot twins of F4 and F5 (:

I basically am the MOST luckiest person!
It wasn't a mistake to go to SMKBUD(3)
DAMN, DAMN DOUBLE DAMN!!

Seniors are like SO-DA-FREAKIN'- HOT!
Yes, yes.. You're all probably thinking..
I have no chance against the hot chicks of my school

Well...
you thought ryte (;
I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE!

But one things for sure,
I'M IN LOVE!!!

Lets start off with the form 4 twins
We call em' the Chins (:
Obviously cause their last names are Chin. =.='
I got you there for a sec didn't I?
hahaha.. These hot identical twins are like
ANGELS SENT FROM ABOVE <3

JOSHUA CHIN- HAWT, HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT!
One thing's for sure.. he knows I have a HUGE crush on him
and he shouted my name from the highest floor (:

GAHH!! ILY, JOSHUA CHIN!

Ahhh.. his identical twin
Exactly like his brother..
A scoop of heaven!

Jonathan Chin- DAMN! Could he be any hotter than he already is?
I swear to god... he's the only thing that makes my heart beat fast enough..
RUGBY, SOFTBALL, BASKETBALL!!
Athletic lah wei! <33

Now its the form 5 twins (;

DAVID THAM!! I'm pretty sure he won't read this so.... here it goes..
Among all of these hotties.. I LOVE HIM THE MOST! (:

I want him!!!! he is the sweetest, most innocent dude
I've ever seen.. <3
David knows I love him..
But no way would he like a JUNIOR!
IDC!
There is nothing stopping me from loving him!

Twin number 2- Daniel Tham (;
He is a breathe of fresh air!
So innocent... and so "suci"
Hahahaha..... has the looks that's for sure (:

I'd say I don't exist..
At least not in their worlds
But I'm positive.. they are in mine!