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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Woah!!! Ain't she something?

Hazel-Nut!!! Go f'ck yourself!
David doesn't even like you, FAT-ASS!

Urgh!!! Hate you!

2o/o1/2o1o
Hazel- Nut went for KRS practice.
Kawad, kawad, kawad...
Ahhh... after standing in the hot sun,
she decided to be a really NAUGHTY girl!
Flirting around with CINA APEKS!
Bwahahahha...
She almost wanted to take her top off
to show em'
her HAIRY ARMPITS!!
LOSER!!

Then, Mr. HOTTIE (:
a.k.a David Tham,
asked for her Ko-Ko card,
and it was in her ASS POCKET.

She said she didn't want to give him
(Her way of flirting)
Soo... he finally said..
"What do you want me to do?"

Ahhh... she thought of many slutty ideas..
But she executed the best
"I want you to reach into my ASS POCKET
and take my card"
So she moved her BIG, FLABBY ASS
towards David.

She kept on saying
"Hurry lah.. take it or leave it"
Next thing you know, she was talking...
TO HERSELF!!!
hahahaha...

Everyone was staring at her!
She started to cry
:D
and she said..
"I know lah David like me..
but why he must tell everyone
to look look at my bum-bum.
I don't friend David anymore lah!"
HAHAHAHA!
Wei bitch.. don't flirt with mata sepets during English class..

Your broken English makes you look/sound like
some Hong Kong pornstar (:

Swear to god!!

Hahahaha.. so HAZEL-NUTS
Learned your lesson??
If you haven't..
Let me tell you this, slut,

You know you have ONE BIG ASS..
well.. actually... UR FAT!
Sedar diri lah....
Don't be such a wannabe.
Even David thinks you are so full of yourself.
Sweetie, you dig your nose in class..

BOYS DO NOT FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE!
WAKAKAKKA!!!!
Bitch oh bitch..
Let this be a lesson to you,
don't flirt with boys.. (nor girls)
YOU AIN'T PRETTY, FATTY!



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