Alpacas of Malaysia

Hey guys. Back for more? Well, I'm gonna tell you about an animal I officially love. So cuddly and cute. Its the ALPACA <33 Gosh Do I love em'. Thank you so much to World Scholars Cup for introducing such a wonderful thing to us. HAHAHA. Actually, what I'm gonna talk about is World Scholars Cup. I'm sure you guys are all like, WTF is that? Seriously, check it up mann. Its just so awesome and I freakin' LOVE IT. The people in charge are awesomely crazy (fun at times) Bunnie, Danial, Zac, Grace, Don and whoever I didn't mention, YOU ROCK TOO ;DD. Gosh, I'm already missing it. It was so much fun y'know. We had like quizes, debates, some bowl thingy. It sound so lame and nerdy but its like so freaking awesome you may tend to cry after everything finished. But of course, we only went for the regionals and guess what? WE MADE IT TO THE WORLD FINALS!! Woohoo. Oh gosh, I'm too obessesed. Well, what we'll be doing next week is that we'll get to meet people from ALL AROUND THE WORLD. OMG, doesn't that sound exciting??? I just love it mann. Haihhhh, I'll be able to meet new people and like make friends with people from outside this country and stuff like that. I think I just jizzed :/ Oh well, it was some pretty good jizz. I'm actually writting this entry cause I can't freaking wait for the Finals. ZOMG, we get to go out of college! YAY. FUCK YOU debate seniors! I told you I was good enough. I won best debater for crying out loud and you still called me a loser -.-' You people and your talentless lives. Haih, what am I gonna do wiuth my hyper-self now? I can't sleep thinking about the Finals. Though all I can do right now is blog and blog and blog all night long. That's like setting a record for myself right? I've never had an entry THIS LONG. Its like longer than a girrafe's neck. Ehehe. See, I'm funny in many ways. So stop calling a buzzkill -.-' Yay. I should stop -.-'

Falling in love

Decided to write a post starting from the left side of the page. Got bored of writing in just the middle. So yeah. Remember how I used to brag about a guy named Megat (Megs)? He was the one. I could have sworn it. He was Mr. Right. He had everything I had hoped for in a guy. He was my everything. Well, you know what I usually like to say right? HAPPY. ENDINGS. ARE. BULL. SHIT. Fullstop. He gave me hope. He really did. But I found out  he was flirting with my best friend. CHRIST man. What the fuck were you thinking? She would have told me without me having to even ask about you. She came clean. I loved her for that. but you? You denied all the shit. What for, bitch, what for? I loved you more than a fat boy loved chocolate. Wasn't that enough? NOOOOO. You asked for it. Though I'm dissing you right now, I still love you. I know you weren't happy being with me. It really does hurt cause you MADE me like you. And now looked what happened. Megs, you kept on saying that you deserve a second chance. You do baby. But still, my dad told me, If you love something so much, set it free. That's what I'm doing. I don't want you to be "Stuck" with me. I want you to love me for whatever it is that I have. I know it's not much but stil. i loved you, why couldn't you have done the same. Thank you so much for such a joyride. I love you Megs. I really do <3

Holy Puss in them Lauboutin Boots.

Holy Shiznits!

Its been like what, one whole fcukin year?

Damn right, fool.

So yeah. These were the few things I had to update on this old-ass blog

Fell in love

Sprained my foot.

Achieved new year's resolution.

Broke my heart.

Lost a friend.

Lost a pussy (Cat)

Well, I'll start detailing each and everyone.

One by one in a new post.

Bye darlings <3

Make me forget you.

YOU!
I love you.

Indefinitely.

How can you not see?

The smile when I see you,

The blush when I talk to you,

The hearts when I dream of you.

How am I going to survive this feeling if you're not there?

Hey, you have no idea how big my love is.

You're with another but I don't mind cause,

being with her makes you happy.

Seeing you happy makes me happier.

(':

You're mine in my heart and that's good enough.

Now, its your turn to tell me.

WOULD I always be in your heart?

Holy mother of lipgloss!

OMG!

Its been AGES since I wrote.

LITERALLY!

Well, Nadira Deanna Chan inspired me to RE-write :D

And that's exact;y what Im doing (;

Well, life's been a piece of shit.

BORING.BORING.BORING.GAY.BORING.

Whatevers. At least I still have NaDeaChan and AllYasmin <3

Ma two fave bitches.

OOOHHH,

and I have two fave guys who listen.

MEGAT RAZIQ AND ADRIAN <3

all four of you RULE!

But I respect girl codes, so I love me baby girls betta <3

Anyways, they understand what friendship really means.

They don't go all pushy like others,

they don't talk to me when I'm seriously pissed,

and..

I KNOW THEY LOVE ME BACK :D

These people have rocked my world.

So, stop asking me who I love best

cause they're all my awesome's <3

I'm stuck inside a jar, so honey, turn the lid and set me free < 3

Yes, its for you Nadira.

Seriously, the only reason I texted you was because I thought I wouldn't make a good friend.

Tpi I forgot.
You aren't my best friend.... best friends are temporary.
You're my soul sister <3

A sister is hard to find ya know...
So be thankful I choose you. :P

Yes,
Now, I seem to be blocked...
I don't have an idea on what to write.
NADIRA, why aren't you online?

I've got a little problem.
Why am I fat?
Tlg bgi tau me pls..

And my dad won't stop bugging me.
"Anis! Jog NOW!"

Cam sial dowh...

=.='

Babe, You are my only sister.
Of course, you understand me more than myself :\
(its true)
<3

So please. Be there for me.
:)

Continuation.

As I said, 

My life pretty much is destroyed.

Best friends are just, well

They're only there when you're

HAPPY.

But when you're in trouble,

They'd back down.

Boyfriends on the other hand are like

Weathers.

When you wanna play outside, 

it rains.

When you feel sooo lazy,

masa tu lah the sun comes up.

My wishlist.

A boyfriend who truly loves me.

A best friend who truly cares.

P/S: N.D.C, you aren't my best friend. You're my TWIN. 

You already are a piece in my puzzle <3

Pshhh.. Srry I didn't wish you a Happy Birthday.

So I actually bought you something from Universal Studios.

:\ Srry Twin.. And if it makes you feel any better....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NADIRA DEANNA CHAN/

NADIRA SYAFIAH <3

Missing pieces.

Shazzam! 

Anis is back, babeyh!

 So.. its been quite a while hasn't it? 

Guess what? 

I've been at school this whole time! (Please, that statement wasn't in a joyful melody) 

Staying in an all-girls boarding school may sound fun, but seriously, it ain't

 (Okay, maybe it doesn't sound fun :p not if you're a girl it doesn't.)

Hehehehe...

Lets see..... owh yeah.. I was suppose t write something

RELATED

to the title.

Have you ever seen a puzzle with missing pieces?

Could you understand the picture/story it was trying to tell you?

Well, that's pretty much it.

You DON'T get it.

My life is just like that.

No one can understand my life

cause it has a few missing pieces that I need to find.

Best friends? NEVER EXISTED.

Boyfriends? Don't even think about it.

Those are my missing pieces. Can't seem to get the right ones.

Every time I find a piece,

It just doesn't seem to match :\

Maybe it's me. 

Maybe it's the whole picture that's messed up.

Sadly, I don't have enough time to continue...

I'll try and find time to write more...

And to whoever is reading this.. Whether you're a friend or not

Please don't ask if the person I'm talking about is YOU.

Cause if you know/feel you did something wrong,

let the guilt eat you alive.

Jimmy Choo platforms, be mine

WOW ryte?

Went to the shoe festival today.

Saw this piece of art

and fell in 

LOVE!

Gahh..

RM150,000.

I can't even SPEND that amount of money,

let alone EARN it.

Why do I have to be tortured??

Curse anyone who owns any pair of sensible Jimmy Choo heels.

She who owns em' shall break her leg (not show talk)

Mr. Jimmy Choo, ADOPT ME!!!

Mind Your Own Bizzwacks!

Seriously, keep your mean thoughts to yourself!

So what if Nadira likes Hanis (Sbg kwn)

I pun suka dye what? 

and seriously,

Every girl is gedik.

Kalau perempuan x gedik,

Bkan perempua lah tu.. =.='

Ryte Nad?

Haish... apadda...

sikit2 nk cari keburukkan org.

look at yourself lah! =.='

BTW, sry I didnt make this post colourful.

Im a little busy.. so yeah

HANIS AND NAD.

ME LAFF YOU (:

Missed ya old bud.

Dear blog,

I've missed you so so dearly ;)

I'm sorry I haven't been writing, but I had lots of stuff to do.

Well, I have lots of things to tell you..

Lets list em' down in numbers. Okay bloggie??

1. Today, the 28th of March, had an AWESOME date with Amirul :) he actually came to my house.. and we jogged.. but then my foot hurt so we talked and talked and talked <3
2. Had sports day on the 25th of March.. I was (as usual) BORED-TO-DA-MAX! Nothing to do lahh.. dah la the day was soo PANAS... haish..and I had to become the FERIKIN mascot for the yellow house.. bak kata cikgu.. TEAM SPIRIT.
3. Got into a HUGE argument with Amirul yesterday. Misunderstanding actually. Well, his EX threatened me.. she added me and purposely posted "I'm so heartbroken. Knplah ramai sgt nakkan dye" as her status... DESPERATE MUCH!!
4. During softball prac, a friend told me that PLANET and the GANG likes to talk bad about us.. calling fat, uncool, ugly and whatever.. Well, 4 words for you guys, Look in the mirror.. You guys ain't all that... my ass is prettier..

Well bloggie,

I certainly had a lot of things I wanted to get off my chest 

(Not literally =.=')

So.. yeah.. thts it I guess ;)

Me laff you..

Dedicated to Nadira..

Lean On Me (For you, Nad <3)

Nad, you're the person I truly love! 

Second to Allah and family..

But still above Amirul :D

 I wanna apologize if I had ever hurt you

in any way..

And I just wanna let you know 

that you can lean on me at anytime.. <3

I'll be your shoulder to cry on,

your blanket to comfort you,

your sunshine to make you a happy day,

and a 

SISTER 

to help you when you fall,

to remind you to love yourself before me,

to kick anyone's ass if they disturb you!

Nad.. Call me when you need a friend kays..

I'm here for you.. 

Even if I demam ke, penat ke,

I'd definitely hear you out..

I heart you Nadira Deanna Chan!

Go to SCHOOL!!

Seriously lah,

You rempits go get 

PROPER education!

Exhibit A - 

On Facebook..

Bla Bla writes "I love you!" as the status..

 Rempit A- Lu SkE sApE WeI?? aQ kEw??hUhUhU!

Exhibit B - 

 On Facebook (AGAIN)

Bla Bla writes "you're such a rempit" as the status..

Rempit B- k0 pehAl nk mRh2. mMg Aq Remp!t PoWn

MnTg2 aQ tGl Kt kG..

Exhibit C -

On Facebook (HAHAHA)

Bla Bla writes "So bored at home.. " as the status..

Rempit C- WeI, jOm NaEk MotOR Aq, KtA RonDa StU mAlySia..

Yeah.. You get the point ryte??

Seriously, do you guys write like that on purpose,

or are you just retarded??

Clones is it?

Do clones exist?

 

No, seriously..

(In a serious voice :D)

Yesterday, me and mah bro

watched The Vampire's Assistant

FOR THE 10th TIME!

So I was busy...

texting mah baby

*Amirul :D

then my bro was all like

"This is gonna sound gay,

but Darren Shan is pretty hot stuff"..

I was like yeah2..

 

Then he paused cause he needed to pee.

(Him and his setuhpid bladder issues)

and he paused at Darren's face

So I just stared at that hottie for a long time..

After a while..

I was soo amazed!

He looked SEBIJI mcm Haizin!

  

Darren Shan

                   

  

Haizin Hikmal

 

 

LIKE WOAH!!

HAHA..

when my bro came back,

I told him not to play it..

cause I kept staring and staring and..

you get the point.

=.='

So, back to my question..

DO CLONES EXIST??

Me wanna see how I look..

(Mirrors are so UNreliable :P)

N A D I R A

N- Not so emo :)

A- Awesome gler!

D- Damn hot, kot!!

I- Incredible best friend

R- Really really really nice!

A- An awesome TWIN!!

Nad, You make me go GAGA!

I love you like so damn effing much kowt..

I think we really are TWINS!

Promise me you wont forget me kays!!

I LOVE YOU!

Today was a fairytale :D

A-M-I-R-U-L

I LOVE YOU!!

Hahaha!!
Your the best guy I ever met, dowh
*Bahasa rempit.. Srry Syar :D

Nad-ku yg tersayang..

Me laff you too!!
Hahaha.. Syar nye is not bad pe..
Mine is soo....
Tau2 je la ape I nak ckp..

Hahaha.. Amirul..

I loved it when your hand met mine.. (:

And I loved it when your hands were around me..

I felt so warm and loved
...
Your my EVERYTHING..

When you came to my house,
It felt like heaven..
GAWD I LOVE YOU!!

La La La

Miss Batrisyia..

Sweetie, srry bwt you tunggu lama2..

I was busy layaning my friends.. ;)

Tsk tsk

To ihateanis.. (Check at the chatbox)

Boy/girl,

You're one messed-up person.

Hahaha..

Where do I start??

Syg, when I said I had perfect long legs,

I was being 

SARCASTIC..

You know what that means ryte???

Why the EFF did you think I

CANCELED IT??

*idiot =.='

Second,

when I said

Be jealous..

I didn't mean be jealous of me.. -.-'

I said be jealous that I got third, Dunggu!

Apadda.. I really do wanna know you.

You didn't piss me off..

Heck, you made my day :)

So cute lah you...

:) 

If you had the guts to say you hate me,

tell me who you are..

Don't worry.

I don't bite ;)

PS: To all ANIS haters..

Thanks a bunch yeah..

Haters like you

feed my hunger

for compliments..

yes.

I only have haters cause 

my life is wayy better than yours..

Am I right, ihateanis??

Don't get offended kay, sweetie..

I'm just commenting about you like

*how you insulted my blog :D

 * Yes, you insulted my blog,

not me ;)

To long to be true!!

DAYEMM!

Nearly a week since I last blogged..

(:

So many things happened yet

so little time to blog about it..

Well lets see..

We shall start of by saying..

I HATE SEJARAH!!!!!!!!!

Hardest subject I have ever learned!

I'm gonna fail FOR SHO'!

Hmph.. and oh wait....

I GOT THIRD FRIGGIN PLACE

for long jump (:

Yeah thats ryte.

Be jealous (;

Ho yeah!

God has blessed me with

PERFECT LONG LEGS (:

and they were meant to jump a long distance...

(Fine, it ain't Megan Fox perfect)

And HAMIRRULLAH 

what do I do with you??

I never said I hated you..

what I said was

ME  LIKEY LIKEY YOU...

Izokay..

I know you won't change your mind..

But seriously.. the only reason I ran

was because I gotta get you outta my head

 (aya ya ya ya)

OH ME FRIGGIN GOSH.

Nad oh Nad...
My blog ain't 'interesting' -.-
It just some what looks STRIKING..
haish.. I love yah Me Bitch!

Hmm..
Soooo...

I love Puck...

Yes.. as you can ALREADY tell,
I've got pretty much nothing else to say except this

I'M STILL BORED!

I LOVE PUCK!

PUCK, PUCK, PUCK!!!

He's soo hot!! (:

A thousand times hotter than Finn (Pfft)

I love Puck like hell!!

Gahh..

and Quinn and him should be together..

Puck, dump that ugly Primadonna (Rachel) already!

Reasons...

1. She' Fat!
2. She's Ugly!
3. She's with Finn!
4. She ain't nothing like Quinn

Quinn and Puck forver (:

He is sooo hot!!

I ca't stand it.. I wish I was Quinn ):

Lalws.. whatever lah

All I wanna say is that 

QUINN IS WAYY HOTTER THAN RACHEL

and 

PUCK IS WAYY HOTER THAN FINN (:

ta-da.. 

I <3 PUCK AND QUINN :D

SCARY!!

My maths teacher is one of a kind..

She likes to stare at people for no bloody reason..

Are we that pwetty??

HAHAHHA..

kidding. -.-

That one time.. our PKHem

(Penolong Kanan Hal Ekhwal Murid)

was walking around the school

making sure all the students and teachers are doing 

whatever it is their suppose to be doing.

When she came to our class, she basically turned into

The Hulk!

She couldn't stop staring at my math teacher who was 'doing her work'

in her UGLY laptop.

So the PKHem decided to come the next day 

and question us and stuff..

She kept on saying how wrong it was for the teacher to play her UGLY laptop

when she's supposed to be teaching us stuff..

After that day, our maths teacher didn't come for a week..

Rumours  had it that she got fired.

Some were crying, some were happy (:

But she came the next week ):

But instead of playing with her UGLY laptop,

she kept staring out the window

and everytime she got a message,

she'd laugh..

EEW!

My friends said that they saw her in the teachers room 

looking at a half-naked dude's

picture!!

So my friends caught her by surprise

and she slammed her UGLY laptop shut..

Whoah.... scary don'tcha think?

We are all scared of her now.

She gives us the stink eye when we talk about her..

Its like she can hear us from across the room or sumthing..

Oh well,thats it i guess..

Im so bored

damnit..

kays.. byes